Why My Website Is Better

In the era of the Internet, there have, been, multiple, attempts, to make the perfect website, and all of them are a HUGE failure, somehow.

But my website, my website is BETTER than those. Here’s why:

1. Does not look like plain ass.

You know, all of those websites look really, really plain. But my website, while it looks plain, is not as plain as those. It looks a LOT cooler, by the way, it uses Bootstrap, and the CSS file isn’t even 10 kilobytes thanks to PurgeCSS.

2. It likes web crawlers.

One of the issues with the motherfucking websites is the fact that none of them have meta tags, robots.txt, and all that. This is bad, because web crawlers couldn’t fetch content, which causes lower search engine rankings, which is not cool.

3. It is dark.

Unlike those pesky motherfucking websites, my website is dark, which is a lot better for your eyes. When you open it up, you don’t get flashbanged.

Conclusion

If you are making a website:

• YOU MUST NOT make something like motherfucking websites. INSTEAD, make something that looks good to people’s eyes, use some styling.
• YOU MUST NOT use a chainsaw for cutting an apple (aka using something like WordPress to make a simple blog). INSTEAD, use the tool that is enough for your needs.
• And lastly, YOU MUST NOT try to copy someone’s idea on something. INSTEAD You’re better off making something original.